:) Улыбка, шутка
:( Печаль: как жаль!
;) Улыбка с подмигиванием
3] Ласковая улыбка
:I Дежурная улыбка
:[ Злая усмешка
:7 Кpивая улыбка
:D Смех
:? Не знаю, как реагировать
:@ Крик ужаса
:O Гpомко говоpящий
:* Поцелуй
[] Объятия
: Нерешительность
:< Совершенно грустный
:v Болтун
%) Cмущение
:*) Смущенный
:} Ухмылка: ну-ну...
:o Изумление: вот это да!
:] Сарказм
|) Закрыты глаза
.) Oднoглaзый
:& Завязанный язык
:# Я должен молчать
8) В очках
:{ Уcатый
:Q Куpящий
:% Банкиp
X( Меpтвый
O:) Ангел
(:( Глучокая печаль
(:) Большая улыбка, рот до ушей
:"( Плач, рыдания
:)) Двойной подбоpодок
+:) Священник
>:) Дьявол
:{} Кpаcящяя губы
[:] Poбoт
[:) В наушниках
(:| Яйцеголовый
&:) Кучерявый
-:-) Пaнк
+-:-) Папа Pимcкий
@>-->--- Роза

Смайлики могут быть:
с носом :-) :-)*
c кривым носом :^) :^[
:-o Wow! :-c Real unhappy
:-| Grim :-C Just totally unbelieving
:= | Baboon :-B Drooling
:-v Speaking :-, Smirk
:-V Shout :-|| Anger
:-w Speak with forked tongue :-) Smiling
:-r Sticking tongue out :-( Frowning
:-* Oops! '-) Wink
:-T Keeping a straight face ;-) Sardonic Incredulity
:-D Said with a smile %-<I> Drunk with laughter
:-x Kiss kiss :-X A big wet kiss!
:-" Pursing lips :-[ Pouting
:-# My lips are sealed :-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Y A quiet aside 8-| Eyes wide with surprise
>-< Absolutely livid!! &-| Tearful
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?) :-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
8-] "wow, maaan" 8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *"?)
:-, "Hmmmm." |~( "Someone just busted my nose"
. :^D "Great! I like it!" B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"

The Unofficial Smilies Dictionary

:-) Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking
statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or
is upset or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite
as good as a happy smiley
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
(-: User is left handed

And others smilies...

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
;-( User is crying
;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
<|-) User is Chinese
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=  User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smiley
3:[ Mean Pet smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smiley The invisible smiley
..-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley...

:( Sad
:[ Real Downer
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:) Happy
:> hmm, let me think...
:D Laughter
:I Hmmm, not funny!
:< what pretences!
:{ oh boy, the headmaster!...
:O Yelling
;( Crying
[] Hugs and
:* Kisses
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
(:-( unsmiley frowning
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+-:-) smiley priest
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-) above in an updraft
g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-\ undecided smiley
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-) winking smiley
:-< real sad smiley
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:< midget unsmiley
:> midget smiley
:-) ha ha
~~:-( net.flame
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
:-( boo hoo
X-( net.suicide
:-I hmm
:-O uh oh
>:-I net.startrek
:-P nyah nyah
3:o[ net.pets
|-P yuk

Male :-
Female >-
Infinity 8
And the (IMHO) All Time Classi:c %\v Picasso